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"Panther Brown Tdi Volvo Shooting Brake Manual Miata RWD Wagon Stole HondaBro's Accord." (ningaboss) 07/03/2016 at 06:32 • Filed to: None

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This piece of gold shows up!

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Birddog > Panther Brown Tdi Volvo Shooting Brake Manual Miata RWD Wagon Stole HondaBro's Accord. 07/03/2016 at 02:29

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Jeebus! That’s practically manifesto.

I don’t think Rod Serling would approve.

Berang > Panther Brown Tdi Volvo Shooting Brake Manual Miata RWD Wagon Stole HondaBro's Accord. 07/03/2016 at 02:30

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“Maybe it’s selfish, but I’d love to see Texas secede from the United States...”

I want to see this too. But mostly so I can see all the people who’re paranoid about “socialism” burst into tears when the realize most of the money the state made was off government contracts.

Sam > Berang 07/03/2016 at 02:43

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And when they realise that a bunch of guys drinking Bud Light and swinging around AR-15s won’t beat the strongest army on the face of the planet. It wouldn’t even be proper to call it a war. It’d just be a massacre.

TheHondaBro > Panther Brown Tdi Volvo Shooting Brake Manual Miata RWD Wagon Stole HondaBro's Accord. 07/03/2016 at 02:51

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When you say the culture of a nation like Mexico or Syria is inferior to the United States, that’s not being mean; it’s just a statement of fact.

No.

When you say Islam is a more primitive and violent religion than Christianity, that’s not an opinion; that’s a fact that everyone with eyes, ears and a brain already knows but doesn’t want to say out loud.

Noooope.

FSI - alcohol enthusiast with a car problem > Panther Brown Tdi Volvo Shooting Brake Manual Miata RWD Wagon Stole HondaBro's Accord. 07/03/2016 at 03:03

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Thousands of years of evolution and this dude or dudette writes shit like this. Stay in school kids!!!

FSI - alcohol enthusiast with a car problem > TheHondaBro 07/03/2016 at 03:07

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Funny how so called Christians with Christian values can spew hate like that in the name of God.

TheHondaBro > FSI - alcohol enthusiast with a car problem 07/03/2016 at 03:14

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This guy’s idea of Islam is solely based on what the media tells him.

FSI - alcohol enthusiast with a car problem > TheHondaBro 07/03/2016 at 03:17

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But the tv said that Islam is the religion of the devil himself! They even have a weird funny name for their God!!1!!

/irony off

Berang > TheHondaBro 07/03/2016 at 04:20

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If he had paid attention in history class, he’d know Mongol hordes are what he should really be worried about.

Sam > FSI - alcohol enthusiast with a car problem 07/03/2016 at 04:34

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*Hundreds of thousands of years. This guy probably believes it was about 6 thousand though.

LongbowMkII > Berang 07/03/2016 at 05:10

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Hordes ain’t nothing to fuck with.

TheHondaBro > Berang 07/03/2016 at 05:40

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And Arabs, as long as we’re talking about the decimation of the Persian Empire, but that’s another stone to skip.

LongbowMkII > Panther Brown Tdi Volvo Shooting Brake Manual Miata RWD Wagon Stole HondaBro's Accord. 07/03/2016 at 07:00

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makes u think

Funktheduck > LongbowMkII 07/03/2016 at 07:11

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Berang > TheHondaBro 07/03/2016 at 07:14

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Mongols Vs. Arabs sounds like a really bad SyFy channel movie.

PS9 > Panther Brown Tdi Volvo Shooting Brake Manual Miata RWD Wagon Stole HondaBro's Accord. 07/03/2016 at 07:57

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I would love to see Texas secede from the United States.

No you wouldn’t. Nevermind for the moment that leaving the Union is unconstitutional and would be disasterous for Texas anyway; ‘Texit’ would obliterate any opportunity for GOP control of the executive branch and the house of representatives, as they represent 38 Electoral Votes and 36 house members. Federally, they are to republicans what California is to Democrats. Losing that would be devastating.

Flavien Vidal > Panther Brown Tdi Volvo Shooting Brake Manual Miata RWD Wagon Stole HondaBro's Accord. 07/03/2016 at 08:10

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Haha, thanks for read, that was awesome lol

*goes back to infowars.com*

Berang > Sam 07/03/2016 at 08:28

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But they bought water purifiers and freeze dried food! How could they lose?

Sam > Berang 07/03/2016 at 08:41

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I mean, if they were in Iraq they might stand a chance. But Texas doesn’t have many caves to hide in. A single division of Abrams could probably wipe out the entire resistance.

Frenchlicker > Berang 07/03/2016 at 10:20

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That was somewhere along my thought train too. Let them secede so they can be completely and utterly fucked. Also, build that wall around them that they so want around Mexico so we can see which traitors come crawling back.

Frenchlicker > LongbowMkII 07/03/2016 at 10:22

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That our education system is very lacking? Or just makes you think what the hell?

Under_Score > Panther Brown Tdi Volvo Shooting Brake Manual Miata RWD Wagon Stole HondaBro's Accord. 07/03/2016 at 11:22

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I agree with most of it, but... Why is it on Craigslist? Is it the Introduction to a book that a man is going to sell soon?

IanZ - limited-slip indifferential > Panther Brown Tdi Volvo Shooting Brake Manual Miata RWD Wagon Stole HondaBro's Accord. 07/03/2016 at 14:07

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I could feel my brain trying to kill itself as I was reading that...